An ERC-20 that its own contract sells and buys back on a linear curve: the price grows with the supply, one unit at a time. There is no liquidity pool, no team allocation, no presale, no admin key. Coins come one after another: when one is rugged, the next is born in the same transaction, with a name drawn from two dictionaries and a rug woven from that name.

Five of every hundred, on every buy and every sell. Two go to the holders as dividends, one to the pot, two to the house. If somebody brought you here, one of the house's two is theirs, forever. A round trip costs 9.75 percent. The buyer does not earn dividends from their own buy; what a seller still holds earns from their sell like every other coin.

For 900 L1 blocks, about three hours, the coin cannot be pulled. After that any L1 block whose hash divides by 900 ends it: the odds are 1 in 900 per block, the median about three more hours. Twelve hours after launch the first transaction ends it regardless. Time is counted in Ethereum L1 block numbers, which is what block.number means on Robinhood Chain, and shown next to UTC so nobody argues about time zones.

The hash is the chain's own. On Robinhood Chain blockhash(n) is the hash of the last L2 block that carried L1 number n. Nobody here can choose it: not the house, not a buyer, not a bot. The only party that could even try to bend it is the chain's sequencer, which holds nothing here.

Anyone can pull once a block has landed. The one who pulls gets half a percent of the reserve. Bots do this within seconds; for a human the button appears on the terminal. The pull freezes trading, sets the payout pool and launches the next coin in the same transaction.

Market cap is a fiction. The pot is not. On a linear curve the contract always holds exactly half of the market cap, so every coin is worth half of what the chart says, plus its share of the pot, plus the dividends it already earned. At the pull the reserve and the pot are split evenly over every coin. Sell before the pull and you get the curve price minus five percent. Hold through it and you claim half the chart, plus the pot, plus every dividend.

Claim your share with one transaction after the pull; your coins are burned and the sum is stitched on your card. Dividends never expire. If nobody is left holding at the pull, the pot moves to the next coin.

Every wallet the pull catches with coins gets a RUGGED card: the rug of that coin with your numbers stitched on the label. How many you held, how much you were paid, how long the coin lived, and how much the chart lied, which is always 2.00. Soulbound, one per wallet per coin, minted after you claim. There is no other token in this scheme: the coins are plain ERC-20s and the cards cannot be sold. It is a collection of obituaries.

Share your link. Bring a wallet once and you earn one of every hundred it trades, in every coin, for as long as it trades. The wallet pays nothing extra: your one comes out of the house's two. The link is recorded on the wallet's first buy and never changes.

Pulling is an open game. Every coin exposes findPull(), which scans the last 256 L1 blocks from the minimum and returns the first block whose hash divides by the odds, or zero. Call pull(n) with that number; the reward is half a percent of the reserve, paid in the same transaction. A hash stays readable for 256 L1 blocks, about 51 minutes; after that the block burns and the coin lives on. After the ceiling pull(0) works without a hash.

house.current()            the living coin
coin.findPull()            block number or 0
coin.canPull(n)            true when n ends the coin
coin.pull(n)               anyone, about 250k gas, 0.5 percent of the reserve to you
house.launch()             insurance: if a dead coin has no successor, anyone launches it

The house takes two of every hundred you trade, one when the wallet was brought by somebody. The share leaves with the trade, in the same transaction, to the house's own address. Nothing at the pull, nothing at launch, no coins, no keys. The house cannot pause, upgrade or drain anything.

Do not put this coin in a liquidity pool. The pool cannot claim its share.

After the third hour every block can be the last one, and a rational holder sells while the chart is above half. Early buyers win against late buyers, as in every memecoin, only here it is printed before the first buy. There are no promises here, of anything.